The Blackfoot Valley's News Source Since 1980
A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!"
"However," replied the Universe, "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."
(Steven Crane, WAR IS KIND)
COW
A digestive tract, pierced at both ends. Rarely gives birth or milk.
BULL
1,800 pounds of dubious genetic potential. $6,000 of sterility and lameness.
CALF
80 pounds of hope when born; 500 pounds of disappointment when sold.
DOG, (your...
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